WARNING: This is the first hentai title that I’ve seen in over a year. And because I now belong to the Academe, mustering any sense of objectivity will be difficult. What I’m about to say isn’t going to be nice…

I chanted the words, “It’s fiction! It’s fiction!” in my head over and over while I was viewing this. Not just because I’m not into teacher-student relationships, for obvious reasons, but also because you’re forced to kill your brain cells when faced with h-anime such as this.

The first episode was actually promising, I must admit. Despite the fact that the students were cruel and that Keiko was a schemer, I actually thought that the ring leader, Koh, would be transformed by an overwhelming feeling of tenderness for Miyuki. Or something to that effect. His bullying ends in episode 1, but that’s only because episode 2 had a completely different story line. In episode 2, a higher authority takes over the role of master torturer and pimp. More stupid scenarios take place right before the yawning begins. Nothing here is remotely original, they just repackaged it in a more disgusting manner.

(I don’t think I need to elaborate why it’s stupid for a teacher to allow herself to be used like that in the name of “helping the students”. You’ve read enough from my rants against blackmail themes. What baffles me is why Miyuki doesn’t just quit and live in the red light district so that she could earn more. I have never seen her teach in this anime anyway, but I always see something plugged up her ass. She might as well get paid for it. So if I were in Miyuki’s shoes and the ugly Headmaster Sugai threatened to fire me if I didn’t sleep with him, I’d probably just laugh in his face and move to Ginza pronto.)

Forgive me if I prefer to use the word “hentai” and won’t even use the word “erotic” because really…any sense of eroticism flew out the window the moment I saw Professor Miyuki shit her brains out.

Yep, you read right. This is the new generation of hentai, people. Tentacles are now considered outdated, because human excrement is in. Whoever is making up these things seriously needs to get laid. It gets hilarious after this, because one of the later characters actually had his penis injected with silicone to make it lumpy in different areas. It’s not always outlandish, though. There are bouts of normalcy here and there, if you can consider threesomes and bondage normal. All in all, the only good thing I can say about Xtra Credit is that at least they’re a little less detailed when it comes to the fuglier men.

I don’t even know why they attempted to put a story in there about Miyuki’s fiancé and Koh’s reaction about this news. The writers didn’t pull through, anyway. An ending where Miyuki slits her throat or turns into a full-time whore would’ve been a bit more dramatic, given Miyuki’s background.

Sigh. I told you I’d ruin this for you.

Individual Rating: Art/Animation 9; Story 4; Characters 4; Sounds 5; Ecchi Level 10

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