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Title: Mail Order Maiden
Genre: Comedy / Fantasy
Credits: Critical Mass
Cover Description: Ever wonder how the cretins of this world
typically get the nice girls? Aiwa certainly falls into that catagory:
he spends his days endlessly obsessing over a girl named Kozue whom
he can never have and runs every chance encounter with her through his
mind. Oh yes, he's got it bad...
To put his mind a little more at ease, Aiwa ordered a little something
special to brighten up those long nights, but it so long to arrive that
he totally forgot about it! Now, true to form, the company has messed
up his order and sent him, well something...different. But just how
different he's about to find out! When Aiwa opens his box from the company,
he finds out that technology is a little better than he bargained for,
and Aiwa is in for the surprise of his life. Inside is Satomi who is
just about exactly what every man is looking for: loyal, pure-hearted,
cheerful ... and utterly insatiable. It doesn't take long for Aiwa to
learn just how perfect his new little friend is, and how his life is
no longer entirely his own. But even as perfect as she is, Aiwa's still
dreaming of Kozue. Of course, he's not above a little (or even a lot!)
of practice until the day he can finally score with the girl of his
dreams...
Now, all he's got to do is to find the off button before Kozue comes
over again....
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skysenshi (12.18.2001)
Do guys really love brainless sluts?
A guy who looks like Yuusuke (Yuu Yuu Hakusho) and a "slave" who looks like SailorMoon
(Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon) plus peeing fetishes and disgusting
hygiene habits... Would that be enough to destroy a perfectly
romantic evening?
After thoroughly enjoying Buttobi
CPU, imagine my great disappointment when it came time for
the next VHS tape to be plopped into the player. Mail Order Maiden
has exactly the same theme as Buttobi CPU: mechanical dolls created
for man's sensual pleasure. The difference lies in the masters
of these computerized wonders, though. While Buttobi CPU has such
an adorable innocent as its protagonist, Mail Order Maiden boasts
only of a total prick as its central character. First off, he
seems to be a rounin whose sexual repression leads him
to associate everything with sex. Second, whatever brains and
sensitivity he has must have been ensconced inside his petite
sacs because he never does anything right. If that is not bad
enough, well then you just have to look at his stick--err dick.
What's the difference anyway? Whatever it is that he has, he surely
wouldn't perform any better than a pinky finger would.
Hentai people would probably love the fact that events go pretty
fast. So fast that the first scene is already about humping on
the beach. There are various symbolisms involved, like for instance
a warship's laser cannons representing the guy's sexual prowess.
The ecchi aspect becomes stale, however, when you realize that
the creators are using the same boring frames and scenes. Perhaps
they thought that the doll's submissiveness should be stimulating
enough. But gawd! If this is the subject of someone's wet dreams,
then I pity this person.
If Mail Order Maiden was attempting to be comical, I'm very sorry.
I found nothing amusing at watching a total loser step onto the
next level of loserdom every time he is shown. The only time I
remembered laughing my insides out is when the maiden discovered
the joy of the birds and the bees. Like I said, with his current
"equipment" it's already apparent how he'll fare in
the bedroom.
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| Art/Animation: 7 Story/Plot:
5 Characters: 5 Sounds: 5 Ecchi Level: 6 |
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